23 5 / 2012
awkward.
If anyone wants to talk about awkward, ask about my World History AP speech today. I was Cleopatra.
23 5 / 2012
Exactly what I thought in English I
- Yo: hey i just met you.
- Yo: and this is crazy.
- Yo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- Yo: so marry me maybe.
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23 5 / 2012
She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)
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21 5 / 2012
Guess who I have to dress up as on Wednesday?
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14 5 / 2012
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