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iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

(via arewethensoserious)

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

(via gretchasaur)

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

(via citruspreference)

sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

(via frozenbanana)

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(via arewethensoserious)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(via ruinedchildhood)

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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(via arewethensoserious)

flutterbyesandpollywogs:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

He loves it

I’m reblogging this again I mean

My bird got a laptop I don’t know what to tell you

I know what my bird’s getting for Christmas (but he’s so old and grumpy. He might get frustrated by it).

(via jokage-joestar)