thebergeronprocess:

intuukkawetrust:

Certain people have nice butts.

Many of them are employed by the National Hockey League.

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staalways:

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

Notice how the entire hockey fandom reblogs this

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LIFE HACK

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

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choythirsty:

I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship

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henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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rocketfists:

If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of me falling in love with Carey Mulligan.

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Marina: Writes songs about over-sexualisation of women in the media

Marina: Writes songs about personal struggles with obsessive compulsive behaviour

Marina: Writes songs materialism

Marina: Writes songs about how fear of failure, and how that fear can destroy you

Marina: Writes songs about the pressure of fame and the media, and the toll that can take on a person

Marina: Writes songs about adolescent struggles, and, unlike some, doesn't dismiss the feelings of teenagers to be less valid

Marina: Writes songs about the corruption of Hollywood

Marina: Writes songs about the negative side of love

Marina: Writes one song about being a primadonna, which is based on a fictional character that is a complete antithesis to everything she believes in.

Marina: Writes one song about being a heartbreaker, which again, was based on the same fictional character. This song was accompanied by a video which completely reversed traditional 'gender roles' in the majority of music videos today, which also, whether incidentally or not, highlighted how furious people will become over the sexualisation of men, while turning a complete blind eye to the sexualisation of women.

People: Marina's songs are so shallow! All she sings about is being a primadonna and a heartbreaker and ugh she has no lyrical depth why do people even like her

theyellowbrickroad:

what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea

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skylargold:

muutie:

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

your name is VAGINA SCHOOL and you really FUCKING HATE PERIODS

IT GOT BETTER

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

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pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

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wtfstyls:

princess-of-ponyland:

Soft grunge blog ☯ ✞

this is literally the farthest thing from soft grunge i think your lost